Tag: funny
group name: madt
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April 22, 2007 11:08 AM EDT --
Non-news decided to get famed girl detective, Nancy Drew, on the case for this one, folks. Shades of Jimmy Hoffa. Think Lacy Peterson, but without ever finding the body in the bay.
For months now, some . . . more
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September 06, 2008 01:05 PM EDT --
GM Like Computer Industry
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer . . . more
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June 01, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
The kind that everything seems to go to heck, so much so you begin to actually laugh about it halfway through?
I just had one of those days...and it started at midnight last night, when I heard the . . . more
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September 03, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a . . . more
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July 22, 2007 09:32 PM EDT --
My most interesting vacation took place when I was a junior in college. An Economics professor had a grant to take one of her econ. classes to Florida for the week. They kids were going to work at . . . more
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May 29, 2007 07:38 AM EDT --
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether
they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews,
r students. here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you . . . more
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May 17, 2007 02:16 PM EDT --
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the
sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big
under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" . . . more
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June 09, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
Why We Love Children!
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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August 31, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will . . . more
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March 20, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy . . . more
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May 04, 2007 06:28 PM EDT --
Tory was fishing the other day and when he came home, I decided that I wanted to take the boat out to relax while he was taking a nap. Of course, I brought my book to keep me occupied while . . . more
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June 21, 2007 02:06 PM EDT --
Early this afternoon my current avatar, known on the street as Frightening Icon, or F'con, demanded it be given net time or it would get its own namespace. Switching hats from namespace owner to Gather . . . more
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May 19, 2007 04:59 AM EDT --
Enjoy!
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German . . . more
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March 16, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
Answer: Pay for the pizza.
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August 31, 2008 08:11 PM EDT --
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who . . . more
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December 14, 2007 01:10 PM EST --
YOU GREW UP IN RURAL MICHIGAN IF.....
You know how to polka but never tried it sober....
You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
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May 16, 2007 12:52 AM EDT --
I normally don't pass on any porn which I accidentallyreceived...however, I felt that you're old enough and mature enough to handle this.
The best free porn site ever!
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July 08, 2007 06:36 AM EDT --
(This is jointly written by Carolyn and Magi - where's that joint gone, Carolyn? What, you gave it to Faith? Oh, dear!)
Happy Birthday, Faith
That's . . . more
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April 30, 2007 06:54 PM EDT --
I just had to pass this on... I have been there and many of you may have too.
When you have to visit a public loo there is invariably a line of women, you smile politely and
take your . . . more
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