Tag: random
group name: madt
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September 06, 2008 01:05 PM EDT --
GM Like Computer Industry
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer . . . more
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September 03, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a . . . more
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March 20, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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April 12, 2007 12:32 PM EDT --
This was forwarded to me in an e-mail. You're reading it now because it amazed me... try it out!
1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this in your head)
2. Key in the . . . more
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April 24, 2007 12:41 PM EDT --
Forgive me in advance for I am about to vent. Profusely. |
But first a little poetry...
Spring has sprung,
the grass has riz,
looks how high
gas prices is!
What is up with gas prices?! (They have nearly . . . more
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April 20, 2007 05:44 AM EDT --
Weird title I know, but it is the truth. I have grave's/hyperthyroidism and right now at 4 am it is attacking my body.
Around 3 am my thyroid started kicking out mega doses of thyroid horomone which . . . more
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April 23, 2007 06:04 AM EDT --
From an email I got last week........ Hope you enjoy this one as much as I did.
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> A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with . . . more
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May 24, 2007 04:44 PM EDT --
Memorial Day weekend has always been one of my favorite holidays. As a kid it meant school was almost over, the hard part behind me. It meant the long summer was ahead with hours and hours to wile away . . . more
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April 17, 2007 06:58 PM EDT --
It was TUI all day! My fingers couldn't find the home row of keys. Every sentence I typed had an error -- and my boss brought that to my attention. My excuse? I told him that . . . more
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August 25, 2007 11:46 PM EDT --
Guess what song these lyrics are from...honor system please! Try not to look uo the lyrics on the net!
*hint 60's and 70's band
Here we are in the room full . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:31 AM EDT --
... what would you want it to do?
Leave the 'easy' button out of it because that's... well... too easy.
Think about it. Ponder it. What would you want that one button to do for you. . . . more
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April 22, 2007 06:27 PM EDT --
The caption from this picture in a 1954 edition of Popular Mechanics states: "Scientists from the RAND Corporation have created this model to illustrate how a 'home computer' could . . . more
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March 13, 2007 01:31 AM EDT --
Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.
more
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April 03, 2007 08:39 AM EDT --
Three weeks ago my daughter had a baby. She will be taking three months of maternity leave, just as she did with her first baby. There was never any doubt or question that she would be allowed to . . . more
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May 22, 2007 10:21 PM EDT --
I have always been intrigued by blind loyalty, both those who follow someone blindly, and those who command such loyalty.
Blind loyalty is a common thread throughout the Bush administration. What . . . more
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September 02, 2008 12:39 PM EDT --
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
'I have a question to ask you, but I . . . more
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March 26, 2007 12:29 PM EDT --
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her Shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding . . . more
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May 26, 2007 10:44 PM EDT --
The moon light illuminating the path had a magical glow as the june bugs clicked between the trees, darting in and out of the beams of light as if to say "Follow me."
The tallness of the pines . . . more
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April 01, 2007 08:11 PM EDT --
As I sit in front of my computer screen writing this, I can't help but think of all the madness. I know I am not the only one to face this sort of madness either. What is the reason for blatant lying? . . . more
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